Friday, December 11, 2009
The final curtain... of this semester
I usually leave the list writing for my other blog (yea, I'm a nerd), but as a replacement, I'm going to list my top 10 favourite (least favourite?) assignments of this semester.
The Assignment List for Y1S1
10. Bomber
9. Rememberance Day
8. Projector
7. Tv Commercial- I did mine for Kenko Sushi on Corydon.
6. Humane Society Ad
5. Parody Ads
4. Short Story
3. Game Show
2. Review
1. Talk Show
Not all of them were the most fun assignment to do, but in the end, I'm proud of them and when I look back, it sounds corny, but I learned a lot. Looking forward to next semester. I think...
Thursday, December 3, 2009
My New Favourite Time Waster!
I have discovered my new favourite way to develop my hermit abilities!
TWITTER!
I joined in April, but neglected to be active and really put a good effort into it. Since starting CreComm, however, I'm suddenly magnatized to it. Still, I've yet to figure out the appeal. For me, I think it's the ability of following my friends and celebs. I'm a celebrity gossip junky. It may also be that I can tell everyone what I'm doing at every moment, because I know everyone wants to know.
I'm sort of kidding, I don't give all the details of my life, but every once and a while, it's fun to just put it out there.
I've also been practicing my hermiting through blogging (like now!) and Twitter has served as a good way of connecting to my blogs (that's right I said blogs).
When I think about it, I feel silly for using these "networking services" because I don't really feel like I'm connecting to real people, while I do appreciate when people slot me into their hermit schedule.
I would also like to send a special shout out to Facebook, which is equally as aimlessly time consuming and hermitish.
So what makes these things so addicting? I couldn't tell you.
Happy Twittering/Facebooking/Blogging!!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
How to write a paper in college/university:
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, thecourse, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.
19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
I think that anyone who is in a post-secondary school can think of at least once (or maybe 20) that they have had this experience. I know I'm following this list right now. So maybe I'll go write that paper right now, before it's 5 am...
Monday, November 2, 2009
What's wrong with loving a vampire?
And for this, I am teased and mocked. Particularly by the guys in my life.
My dear friend, who shall remain nameless, very openly scoffs at me whenever I bring it up (I won't mention, however, that he thinks the movie looks like it might be pretty good). I have known him to actually put in writing that the author is his least favourite author and he has tried to justify to me why he thinks that her writing is more or less an insult to literature, questioning how it got published in the first place. Now, I'm sure many people would stand up and fight for what they love, but I don't. I'm fairly convinced that if I could get him to start reading the books, he would probably be hooked (but deny it).
Then their's my boyfriend. I don't usually like to talk about him too much in my school work because I feel awkward and personally unprofessional, but I'm making an exception. Any time I mention the series around him, he starts in with this silly voice. "Ooooh. Scaaaary vampires that GLITTER in the sunlight." Or the classic "Twilight is heroine for girls. Go get your fix now."
They just don't understand.
I found a website called http://www.lovevampires.com/. They review the "vampire genre and urban fantasy fiction," including books, authors and movies. It's a well layed out sight and covers a vast amount of vampire literature. In their words, "Twilight is simply and yet beautifully written. The descriptions of Forks leave you feeling like you can almost smell the damp air and hear the rain falling on the roof." They also really like how the stories are written in first person, from Bella's perspective, making Edward and his vampire family that much more mysterious. The twists, turns and secrets are revealed to the reader as they are revealed to Bella. Meyers' description of the scences are so well painted that any one with a sense of imagination can describe in full how the town of Forks apears and what the people, and not-so-people, are like. Lovevampires.com also gave the book 5 out of 5 stars, as well as the 3 books to follow in the series (Eclipse only received 4 1/2 stars. Oh, the tragedy!) To read the full review of Twilight, click on the vampire teeth \/\/.
I can understand why the fellers out there aren't interested in this series and why they think that girls that read it go crazy. It's because we do. I'm sure just by posting this blog, everyone who thought I was a big, macho, tough-as-steel sort of lady is quite disappointed and now thinks I'm a flake. Say what you will, I've more than likely already heard it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with vampire.
Enjoy!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Blogging for the Non-Blogger
I guess you could say I have been forced into doing it, but secretly, I'm kind of enjoying it.
I'm not really an opinionated person. My opinion is have your own opinion. It's this weird curse I've had my whole life where I'm always in the middle of everything. Every time I think of the pro-side of something, the con automatically jumps into my head.
I find a lot of blogs are a lot like journalism, dealing with topics in the news and hot events and issues that everyone is talking about. They uncover facts and stories and display them from a certain perspective or point of view. People are starting to find out the information they are seeking from blogs alone.
I have chosen to take a different approach to blogging. I don't really have a direction, or particular interest that I share with other people. I'm also not the greatest journalist on the planet, so uncovering government slip-ups is not something that I can devote a public part of my life to. I just write about the silly things that may not be relavent or related to current events, but people may find them funny or entertaining. That's what interests me. When I have a topic I'm more passionate about, I'll guide my blog in that direction.
In the mean time, here are a few things I have learned about blogging:
1. Make it interesting to people other than yourself. People don't want to hear about your weekend.
2. Don't write long, wordy entries that use a vocabulary that a dictionary wouldn't understand. Use words that everyone understands.
3. Include visual things like videos, pictures and links to other websites or blogs that you like or are related to the topic. Interaction = interesting.
4. Strive to get recognition. The idea is to share your mind with the rest of the world. There are people that can make a living blogging. Any recognition from others is a crucial part to a good blog. For example, get noticed on a Citytv segment. Just for example. (Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge)
5. Update as much as possible. People are only going to continue to come back if you stay up to date and present fresh, new stuff as often as possible.
6. Check out the blogs of others. You can learn some new things. I've always had an addiction to cartoons and comics, so one of my new favourite blogs to check out is by Dan Piraro and it features his strip called Bizarro http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/search/label/contest. His blog and his comics easily get the attention of any passer-byer.
7. The "Automatic Save" function is probably the greatest thing to ever be invented! Every part of life should ahve this option
There are some downsides to blogging though. If you don't want everyone to see what you have to say, than blogging is not for you. It is also having an impact on media as a whole. People seem to be wanting their news from someone other than the TV or newspaper. Journalists who aim to get the facts and the truth are not as interesting as the people that can say it with passion and style. That may be why many journalists are turning to blogging as an alternative outlet for their writing.
Although my blog may be rediculous to many because of it's lack of current event content, I will continue to post the wierd and wacky stuff that I find in hopes that it will be interesting to at least a couple of people. Even if it's just me and my mom.
Happy Blogging!!!
Here's as close as I can get to knowing anything about current events. Who better to go to than Anderson Cooper for your important GNN News (that's right, I said GNN).
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Buyer Beware: Things to Consider When Renting
We started off by conducting a survey that asked 70 people questions pertaining to how much they pay for rent, what company they rent through, if they have encountered any problems and how efficiently the issues were taken care of.
We were actually quite surprised at the results from the survey. Most of the people who were surveyed were generally happy with their rental agency and there were very few who had serious problems. As far as agency reputations within Winnipeg, Sussex Reality seemed to have the slowest response time for repairs, while three quarters of the tenants of A.S.H. Management had encountered no issues at all with their unit in the last 12 monthes.
Another form of research we did was reading the guidebook on the website for the Residential Tenancies Branch. It gave a lot of insightful information on what is acceptable and legal when it comes to things like rental agreements, privacy policies, rental unit maintenance and termination of rental agreements. From that we were able to compile a list of suggestions to potential renters, tenants and landlords that will hopefully make for a better understanding of each side of an agreement and prevent serious problems from occuring. Here are some of the suggestions we came up with:
- Landlords and tenants should always be in contact with one another, particularly on changes that occur, to ensure that problems can be dealt with appropriately or avoided all together.
- Potential tenants should always make themselves aware of rules and expectations, particularly those outlined in the rental agreement, as well as for their potential landlords. They should also ensure that landlords are living up to the expectations and duties, and acknowledge when issues are neglected.
- Landlords and tenants are both responsible for maintenance in accordance with health, building and occupance standards. If one or the other does not comply, it can be considered grounds for terminating a tenance agreement.
- Be aware fo when rent is due, as it may not be aligned with a monthly calendar, and be willing to accept teh consequences of failure to pay on time. Late fees may be applicable and after the fifth day of non-payment, a landlord can deliver a termination notice.
- Landlords and tenants shoyuld both be aware of what constitutes reasonable grounds for terminating a tenancy agreement.
- Tenants should be respectful of other tenants in the complex as well as residents in neighbouring buildings.
Another interesting rental tool that we found while researching the internet were checklists for renters and landlords. Just by searching "renters checklist," a number of different type come up. Some are very short and cover the basics, while other go into great detail, asking things like "is there is a power outlet in the backthroom?" and "how cleanable are the floors?" Checklists for landlords are also very useful because they can provide renters with a good idea of what a landlord is looking for when reviewing tenants.
We think that with all the information we have compiled from our research, people who are looking to rent an apartment will have an easier time and be better educated on what to look for when renting. This will hopefully make for better tenant and landlord relationships as well as help people find units that are suitable for them.
No Thanks H1N1 Vaccine, I Think I'll Fight It On My Own!
Article about GBS
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
I Can't Wait For These Movies!
So it comes as no surprise that I am overly excited about three movies that are going to be premiering within the next six monthes.
First we have Astro Boy. I have a hard time finding people that actually know who this little robot is, never mind people who want to go see the movie. I watched the cartoon when I was pretty young and had almost forgotten about it until a couple of years ago when it randomly popped into my head. Suddenly it was everywhere! I saw people dressing up as Astro Boy for halloween and wearing t-shirts with the adorable face printed on them ("bad-ass" face for you masculinists...)
While the brand new movie, set to premier October 23, isn't exactly the same as the original cartoon, I'm still planning on going to see it as soon as possible. I'm embracing the 3D approach and am willing to give the star-studded cast a chance at doing justice to the originally-Japanese animated characters. Some of the voice talents include Freddie Highmore as Astro (Finding Neverland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and Nicolas Cage as Dr. Tenma, as well as Samuel L. Jackson, Donald Sutherland, Kristen Bell, Charlize Theron and Eugenne Levy.
Next up is Where The Wild Things Are. I'm surprised to find that so many people my age have never read, or even heard of this book! It's a classic in my mind. It's imagination for the brats! This book also features a bunch of monsters that are friendly. If you have never read this book, you better get on it, than go see the movie. I heard it was also very good.
And last, but not least is Alice in Wonderland, a Tim Burton movie. I think Tim Burton is one of the few directors that is still coming up with original ideas, but when he takes an idea that already exists, he blows it out of the water. He did this with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it turned out to be much different than the original movie that everyone loves. (I've heard a few complaints about his rendition of this, but I heard that he's never actually seen the original and based it purely on his perception of the book, hence the reason it's so different. Why would you want it to be the same?) I've already seen a preview of this movie and it's gonna be good. Johnny Depp is the Mad Hatter. I'm exploding with anticipation.
So, now that I've embaressed myself with my rambling of how much I love childish things, here's the previews. Maybe I'll see you there...?
Saturday, October 10, 2009
If this doesn't make you laugh...
(I recommend watching it without the sound. For some reason it makes it so much funnier!)
Thursday, October 8, 2009
My Theories About The Dog On The Roof
Sunday, September 27, 2009
I have had my heart set on coming to Cre Comm for many years. I took graphics althrough high school and got my hands dirty (sometimes literally) in everything from screen printing and photography to creating videos and cartoons. I competed in the video production competition for Skills Manitoba and filmed and photographed my schools fashion show for 3 years (being behind the camera and not actually sewing anything may be part to blame for my lack of fashion sense...). My class took a field trip to the Princess campus of Red River and we were informed on the Cre Comm program, among others. Then they let us make a few fake news broadcasts where we got to just goof around, but it was awesome and I loved it! It was something I had to sign up for. And so far the waiting has paid off and the first couple of weeks have been a blast, a little strenuous, but well worth it. I love the possibilties that the program has to offer and it seems to be just my style, except for the whole not being a slacker thing, I'm still working on that, but hey, I'm getting better!
Here are some pictures of the process and the final product. I thought it turned out pretty cool, look like a big gnarly burger, and everyone at the staff party loved it.
Buns: Vanilla Cake
Patties: Chocolate Cake
Fried/Pickles/Tomatoes: Sugar Cookies
Bacon/Cheese: Fondant
Lettuce: White Chocolate dyed green
Chilli: Chocolate icing, Cloddhoppers and jelly beans.
I even made a little photograph of my manager to go with it.
My best one so far. I'm pretty proud.
3. Stunt Car Driver: I like to drive fast. Don't worry, my dad's a traffic cop so I know better than to actually gamble more than I can spare, but I'm not a Sunday driver either. I drive a Pontiac G3 Wave. It's no fancy sportscar, but it's a pretty cool little car. It's also "Inferno Orange." My favourite thing is to take the turn on over passes and see how far I can get around them before I have to apply my brakes. It sounds dangerous, but it's not. I'm not going at any kind of reckless speed and I have never come close to running off the road. A little cintrifical force feels good once and a while. I also love parallel parking, what does that have to do with it? And my dad has tought me to be a pretty evassive driver. Now that I've said all this, I'll likely get 3 tickets tomorrow. One for speeding, one for reckless driving and one for parking in front of a fire hydrant. Seriously though, I am a good driver. I think...
4. Storm Chaser: Lightning is by far one of the coolest things on the planet. I could watch it for hours on end. There's a gravel road along a field near my house that for some reason is always the perfect place to watch lightning. It's really quiet too so thunder sounds awesome. There's been a few times where I've seen flashes in the distance and actually gone for a drive towards them to see if there's a good storm going down on the horizon. I've even attempted to see a funnel cloud. I thought I saw one once and got a little nervous, so I turned around and went home. I kind of have the feeling that some kind of science degree is needed in order to be a storm chaser, so that might be a little hard (I'm not the most amazing scientist) but it's still pretty fun. The adrenaline of possibley being stuck in a terrential downpoor is exciting and the way that kind of nature works is really poetic and awe inspiring. I also just love the thrill of the chase. Just kidding. But seriously...
5. Mascot: It's like acting but no one knows it's you! I love goofing around and just being as silly as possible, but for some reason, it often gets me some funny looks. Mascots are expected to be silly and goofy and fall down. I love making kids and adults laugh but I'm not that funny (I love puns). Mascots are always funny though! Who doesn't want to run around a football field or a baseball field and fall down and throw props around and get a whole crowd cheering? I've seen a few interviews with a man called Kevin Clash. He is the puppeteer and voice of Elmo from Sesame Street. I've heard him say that when children come to the show, they don't hide themselves from them as they are performing their characters. Children's imaginations are so huge that they don't make the connection between their favourite character and the person with his or her hand up it's back. I like the idea of being able to be something that is totally wild and entertaining yet still be myself. Maybe I actually want to be a puppeteer. No, mascot. Maybe both.
Basically what I'm saying is I have a plan. If this doesn't work out, I'll find something equally as entertaining and nerve-wracking as this. If you are ever at a sporting event, and a mascot starts to approach you, before brushing them off, consider that it could possibly be me, fullfulling my life goals and living to my true potential.
Hopefully I pass Cre Comm...
Thursday, September 17, 2009
I personally don't think this is the "worst" video ever. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty terrible (note the dancer carrying what looks like a cat at around 2:06) but it's probably the best cheesy video I've ever seen, it should at least win that award. Beyonce and her dancers have nothing on this dance crew. I also wish that bell bottoms and low, low, low cut v-neck shirts on men were still a fashion trend. Just kidding. And don't forget the forever classic "couple drive away in floating car." What does all of this have to do with the VMAs? Absolutely nothing, I just really want everyone to watch this video and have a good giggle. Hopefully when music videos have gotten out of hand, because there's a good chance they will, we will still have simple little gems like this to bring us back to reality.
Monday, September 14, 2009
How To Annoy Yourself.
First of all, it bugs me when people gossip about something that everyone else is gossiping about as if they heard it first. It also bugs me when people strongly share an opinion about something as if it were some sort of amazing, life altering epiphany that no one else has come to the realization of and expressed. Both of these become even more bothersome when they are applied to celebrity gossip. I'm sure I'm not the only one that resists the urge to roll their eyes in at this kind of thing. Here I go anyways...
Anyways, did you hear about the whole controversy with Kanye West, Taylor Swift and Beyonce last night?! I could go on and on and on with the "how dare he"s and "what an jerk"s but instead I think Beyonce should get the attention. The number one word to describe her in the whole situation is "class." If you didn't like her before, how can you not, at the very least, respect her now? For all I know this was all a set up (and knowing the celebrity world, there's always a chance), but if it was not, than that is pretty much one of the nicest things I have ever seen anyone do. While Kanye pulled another "stir the pot" stunt, Beyonce came to the rescue and made him just look like a jerk (as if he didn't do that on his own). It reminds me of an ad to stop bullying, where some kids are making fun of a small kid with red hair and an even older, more intimidating kid dyes his hair red to make a point to the bullys. It's not quite the same but right idea. I also think that Taylor Swift was very brave for coming out and finishing her speech, despite being insulted and humiliated in front of what I'm sure was millions of people.
So now that I have talked about a couple of big celebrities like they were my close personal friends, I'm going to drop it before I make my own eyes roll right out of my head. Hopefully next time, I'll have something a little more educational to say.